Hetero Cannibalism

The act of eating a member of a sentient species that does not belong to your own.

"I heard that human guy who got arrested yesterday got arrested for Hetero Cannibalism for eating an Elf"

by MoonCarver January 16, 2026

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009

faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010

residential heater

a residential heater is a flammer by the name of brandon d. you can see him walkin the mean streets of milton with a gay earing and a gay set of starter shoes

theres brandon d. he must be a residential heater

by smithyyyy123 June 16, 2010

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011