got any pot?

something to say when someone tells you a long boring story about something you dont care about
(long boring story)

got any pot?

hell yea lets blaze up
by Mr. Basford December 11, 2010
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got some ass on it

Something with a firm, sturdy substantial structure.
Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."
by wifeoftriscuitlover April 14, 2010
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you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense
Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
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Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016
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He's got a magazine

When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.

Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.

Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
by Commander Poopy Pants May 18, 2011
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Got sent to the Gulag

A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.
Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021
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I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.
I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.
by quake450 January 27, 2010
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