friend fishing 

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.

Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."

friend fishing by Skeptrix June 30, 2009

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

Friend Hoarding by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

friendbreak 

The temporary suspension of a friendship due to an argument or a fight. It is often starts when one person declares that a friendbreak has begun between the two people involved.

"Diana and I are on a friendbreak, so we haven't spoken to each other recently."

friendbreak by Maxim13 April 6, 2010

Friend with Deficits 

A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have

P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"

Friend with Deficits by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017

myspace friend 

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.

I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend

myspace friend by shituation room May 21, 2008

Poodle Friend 

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.

Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!

Poodle Friend by poodlesRus April 16, 2009

Thursday Friend 

-You're tagged in at least 100 pictures together BUT You don't even know their major...

The friends that you make in college or university ..that you only see once its Thursday night and you're intoxicated.

Rachel-oh my god!!, you're so cool.... i like love youuuuuu

Thursday Friend- you're the greatest person i have ever met ..why don't we ever hang out?

Rachel- yah lets HANG OUT TOMORROW

next day...

Rachel-hey
Thursday Friend-hey

*awkwardly walk past each other in the halls*

Thursday Friend by GoNadzz November 30, 2010