Fappy

A person who is in a relationship, gains weight because they are happy, once they are fat and happy they are considered FAPPY

Heather got a man so she became fappy!

by Leonidas Alan September 12, 2020

Fappy

A person who is in a relationship, gains weight because they are happy, once they are fat and happy they are considered FAPPY

Heather got a man so she became fappy!

by Leonidas Alan September 12, 2020

Fappy

A person who is in a relationship, gains weight because they are happy, once they are fat and happy they are considered FAPPY

Heather got a man so she became fappy!

by Leonidas Alan September 12, 2020

Fapphobic

A person with an irrational fear or aversion to masturbation

Ryan:"It's december 31st time to fap"
John:"Nahh man I'm too lazy"
Ryan:"stop being so fapphobic man"

by FuckTwittards November 1, 2020

Fapphobic

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021