hope and faith

a really boring show about some sisters owning a catering bussniess and raiseing kids or something and fucking each other

guy 1:hey did you watch hope and faith?
guy:2 no that shit is boring as hell

by lowwww February 22, 2008

Fait pie

Someone with an abnormal amount of cellulite due to excessive eating.

Kevin Winbush bought 50 Rally burgers, and then he ate them all, the stupid fait pie.

by Jenna February 4, 2005

Faith

Faith is a rude ass ginger . She will be disrespectful and literally make ur life hell. please get the fuck away from her. She’s also gay so that’s all you need to know

is that faith? she’s a bitch right?

by breannbam June 22, 2019

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.

dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

by AuxiliaryPie September 13, 2008

fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

Faith

Something that is of no real substance except in the form of trust, but that you're ridiculed for lacking if you don't believe an invisible man created the universe in a couple of days and apparently cares more about you're belief in him than anything else in the world. Basically, faith is in the hands of the user, but religion uses it as an excuse for not providing evidence.

Person 1: "There is no evidence what the Bible says is true!"
Person 2: "Have faith!"
Person 1:"No, I'm tired of your shit"

by Caucasian Asylum May 27, 2015

Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."

Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.

by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011