Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again

by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010

grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.

I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....

by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021

Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Grandma

1. The source of all cookies

2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom

Eh grandma i would like a cookie

by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016