frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

Freda-feltcher

Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”

That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher

by Davedale July 17, 2019

bureaucratic feltcher

a bureaucratic person who sucks or licks semen from the anus of another bureaucratic person.

That person is a bureaucratic feltcher

by anonymous July 11, 2023

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

Fetchy

Fiercesketch Fierce Sketch. Slang for really sketchy.

You know your sister has been acting really fetchy lately.

by Juan A Ramos April 22, 2007

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009