Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.
Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.
"Dude, Bill farted!"
*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"
"Dude, Bill farted!"
*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"
by spiralings March 6, 2012
Get the Fart Maskmug. My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
Get the fart weevilsmug. When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.
I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!
by ChickyOh January 14, 2016
Get the land fartmug. A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
Get the fart-icemug. Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Fartsmug. I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
Get the warning fartmug. The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".
by brain drain June 14, 2009
Get the fart in a baggiemug.