Ur Grandpap fap

This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.

Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol

Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you

Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap

The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole

by The Flea Master 69 March 19, 2018

Fuck Fap February

Fuck Fap February means to not fap on your girlfriend, gay friend or random people you see. Similar to NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December).

"Dude i survived NNN and DDD"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"

by Scammkidzz November 20, 2021

Snap n' fap

When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.

I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.

by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016

Fist of a Million Faps

The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.

I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps

by fowl26 October 11, 2014

Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

by master fapper May 05, 2014

Fap Free February

A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.

Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.

by King of Europe November 03, 2019

Fap Forfeit February

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February

Yo man my mom just caught me doing Fap Forfeit February challenge, so now im grounded.

by trippiehomo December 28, 2017