Hand Fag

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.

Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.

by Frankietown May 16, 2009

fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 17, 2009

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

Fag

1a. Someone who is inconsiderate of others, who rides a Harley
2.a Someone who owns a Harley

That Halrey rider is a faggot

by RongRived July 17, 2011

stepford fags

A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.

neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.

by james savik April 24, 2008

Bam Fag

A person who...

- obsesses over Bam Margera
- Masterbates to CKY movies
- Worships bands like CKY, HIM, and all the other gay shit
- Can't skate
- Plays Tony Hawk games
- wears anything with the word "Bam"
- has every thing Bam Related
- dyes their hair black
- draws heartagrams on things
- loves purple and black
- probably Caucasian

Chad: I want bam's ass! I would rather be slapped by Bam than have 5 chicks of my choice sex me up.

Jeff: Wow you're such a bam fag. And who the hell says "sex me up"?

by White Chad August 28, 2006

Fur-fag

A furry who is also gay

"Look at that fur-fag over there with the rainbow tail"

by Furfag lite September 15, 2019