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lotus eater

In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.

It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.
"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."

"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."
by Pinche Jose Ciudadano December 29, 2008
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easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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Soap Eater

A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.
Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!
by Toby Tobi Tobe February 22, 2012
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pussy eater

to feast upon the flesh of a small furry animal known as a cat
Mark,what the f**k!!, what the hell are doing to that poor animal!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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easter egg

A little gag included in movies or games, generally contain a funnie picture or something that doesn't fit the age.
In Grant Theft Auto Vice City, there is a big amount of easter eggs, for example, at 20:00 the light of a building light and form the shape of male genitals.
by SOUNNIKOURATHENINJA September 3, 2007
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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Turd Eater

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
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