End of Class Yawn

The phenomena that occurs at school (generally towards the end of a class) when one person puts their papers away and, like a yawn, inadvertently causes the rest of the class to follow suit by shuffling their things together at the same time. The result of which is a very loud and distracting noise something like a popcorn maker in a hailstorm.

Responsible kid 1: "Hey man did you get the homework assignment from Algebra today?"

Responsible kid 2: "Nah bro, the professor was finishing up his lesson when some douche behind me started packing up."

Responsible kid 1: "Dude, what a prick."

Responsible kid 2: "Yeah, he caused an End of Class Yawn and the class never got focused enough for the professor to finish."

by the hand of doom September 1, 2010

Never hear the end of it

To have to listen to someone repeat something that you did that is sahmeful, irritating, or embarassing.

I cannot fall asleep in class, or else my teacher for the rest of the week will let me never hear the end of it.

by Iamtheliquor55 July 21, 2021

Corned beef end

A cockend with a slice of corned beef sliced into it.

Oh that was a nice bit of corned beef end!

by samuel_wade February 4, 2016

Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)

hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis

by davidbrent August 11, 2006

End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

Genetic Dead End

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.

"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.

by ToasterBoy15 July 3, 2011