Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
by BSB724 July 24, 2009
Get the Egg on my Face mug.The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
by WizardLizard May 17, 2011
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by groacaddy December 8, 2009
Get the egg sac mug.When two young hipsters (typically Japanese) carefully spit eggs into each others' mouths as a way of making out. It was featured on the =3 RayWilliamJohnson show and uploaded on Youtube (called "Egg-Swap: WTF Japan Seriously!?").
Yo, did you see that weird ass video on YouTube??? Two chinks spitting eggs into each other...egg-swapping...
by EggrohboiN_D November 1, 2011
Get the Egg-Swapping mug.When a male puts one testicle half way into a vagina or anus. Said to look like an egg in an eggcup.
by JTsGrowler November 26, 2013
Get the egg cupping mug.A typical breakfast casserole consisting of bread, eggs, cheese and sausage. The recipe probably started on the label of one of the ingredients. See also - Scrumwich
by Sid Varnsen December 25, 2016
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Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.
Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.
by Myphatarz April 9, 2005
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