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waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.
girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.
by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011
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Lower earth peasant

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant
by Skool skuks November 5, 2019
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Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!
by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020
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Bruno Earth

They're Bruno Mars long lost little brothers play friends cousin transforming ironing board who play Mario and has brother named Princess Peaches Father.
I told you to stop talk about Bruno Earth!
by 🆎ortion 🆑 inic March 26, 2020
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Wyatt Earp

The act of a white male ejaculating really fast and accurately onto all the females in the room at lighting speed like the gunslinger Wyatt Earp.
Bill: Did u hear what Jackson did at my Christmas party?

James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.
I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!
by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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