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drunk amy

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017
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drunk nuts

When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
by DamonLeviAsh September 5, 2022
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Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.
"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
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Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
by DesertLord June 23, 2012
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Drunk Juilet

Lets just say she fucked romeo
OMFG SHE FUCKED ROMEO GOD DAMN DRUNK JUILET
by Imabigfatassmotherfuckinhoe October 1, 2019
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Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.
You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.
by HoneyDH October 22, 2015
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Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
by Potato1 December 28, 2013
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