double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.

Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.

by Mr Define December 29, 2005

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).

Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

Double Blind Stranger

Like the Double Stranger only blindfolded so its as if nothing is happening at all

Being a good cathelic boy i never watch myself jerk-off especially when i give myself the double blind stranger

by Avoloun October 6, 2008

double thumbing

Texting on two mobile devices while holding one in each hand

"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."

by sweet650 March 19, 2009

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009