Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.

Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"

by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009

Decking

Passing out drunk at the end of the night.

She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.

by Sheila M May 3, 2007

docking

A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.

A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.

"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."

by real_voldemort October 12, 2011

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017