dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

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Dealbob

the situation, problem, conundrum and/or what is currently happening/going on

"What's the dealbob dude?"

"I'm having a bad day"

by NurseJaneCuthyWuthy October 23, 2022

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Deal • deal breaker • dealer • dealio • dealie • deal or no deal • deal with it • dealy • dealing • deal rat

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

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depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

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