Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

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Poo Dank

Marijuana that smells like shit and is brown in color.

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.

by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006

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dank jankum

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.

whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.

by ctlocal July 26, 2011

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