coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.

Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"

by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021

CURSE

Close Up Rectal Self Examination. IOW, Head up your ass!

That guy suffers from the CURSE

by LWoodsUSA November 1, 2024

pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships

“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!

by This Guyyy Joe December 8, 2024

Peyton's curse

Running around in call of duty and then being cross map naded

Me: GET PEYTON'S CURSE OFF OF ME I GOT CROSS MAPPED BY A NADE!!
Peyton: *Laughs*

by Ache431 October 14, 2020

Cursed images

Weird and sometimes scary images that are usually sent or shown to you by your friends. Cursed images make you question why they exist in the first place and sometimes make you drop your phone.

Friend: I looked up cursed images
Other friend: And?
Friend: I almost dropped my phone

by Cursed images are evil June 1, 2022

FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 16, 2025