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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!
by tech4life February 26, 2017
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cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021
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The curse of 19

When everything goes to shit at the ripe age of 19.
is she depressed no she just has the curse of 19
by sexyninenine December 7, 2023
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cursed level

A cursed level, or curse, is a type of custom level in ADOFAI where it takes an original level (e.g. 2-X Offbeats) and adds a modifier to it.
"Hey, what's your favourite cursed level?"
"uhh... i'd have to say 1-X Crab (by Firestix for everyone listening to this conversation who hasn't heard of ADOFAI cursed levels. just search up "Firestix" on YouTube and there should be a playlist that is called 'ADOFAI but the levels are cursed'), since it's the original cursed level."
"Makes sense."
by Regularly I. November 21, 2025
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.
damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit
by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
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