crusty cricket

take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.

the crusty cricket is badass

by A.Contreras January 12, 2010

Crusty

When the skin is so ashy and dry, the skin becomes hard and crusty.

1st person: Damn man, adeola oniya's skin is so crusty! It looks like a mountain range!

2nd person: True that.

by NikJ36 April 18, 2010

crusty crevice

The indention someone gets on the side of their face from the constant wear of glasses. This person never washes their face or body leading to dirt build-up in the crevice. They also tend to stink.

"Hey, did you see Erika's crusty crevice today? She was scarffing down a dbl qrt pounder from mc'ds and all I could think was wash ur face skally!!

by yourmom420 January 18, 2011

crusty face

when your face gets so dried that it begins to crust and crumble; crusting of the face.

Ew... put some lotion on your face, you look like Erica Rosenbloom!

by lower merion February 14, 2005

crusty

1)to describe something of over-aweing boredom or indifference
2)an alternative term for 'ugly' or 'dirty-looking'

1)this play is crusty, I'm going home
2)the boy looked so crusty, I thought you said he looked like Brad Pitt

by Treatz June 6, 2003

crusty

a goat fucker.

crusty fucked a goat.

by baaa baaa May 3, 2003

crusty

crust·y
–adjective, crust·i·er, crust·i·est.

1. In urban context, crusty may refer to someone being uncool or unpleasant.

2. Being an asshole or total dick.

3. Someone who is horribly disfigured.

"Aw, Jenny was being really fucking crusty today!"

"Dude, don't be crusty."

"Crust it down a notch!"

by Kyle Olar December 15, 2008