Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019

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sup cracker

yet another way to say what's up? or what's going on?

Sup Cracker.
not much you?

by frostedflakesaremycrack July 15, 2010

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crack ass cracker

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

by pink_demon July 21, 2006

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salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

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