Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

coosed

When someone takes a draw of your cigarette and slobbers there disgusting saliva all over it, like a cow or 'coo' eating grass. Mainly Glasweigan term.

Fuck! She just coosed ma fag like naebody's business!

by Muzzgow. October 4, 2005

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017

corked

When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".

Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.

by Terrence May 26, 2004