computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

computer geek

Perjorative aimed at those who spend most of their time interacting with a computer and fail to develop emotionally and physically.

That geek thinks he's great because he's a computer whizz... he doesn't realise he's an immature loser.

by jim bowb February 10, 2005

computer

A high tech masturbation receptacle which can also be used to place orders for the destruction of decaying murder/rape victim's carcasses through the internet.

I sure wish I had more computer.

by Mr. Internet VII March 18, 2004

computer science

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.

computer science is a fun yet demanding major

by uncle sam March 31, 2008

Computer Nerd

Stewie: he often dreams about computer parts and gets off to them too.

Stewie is the biggest computer nerd in the world

by Jafarla February 6, 2008

computerLizard

See boylizard.

computerLizard is just another name for boyliz... No, wait, he's... Fuck it, I don't remember.

by TPG January 22, 2004

compute

the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer

me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!

by xoxmissy247 November 27, 2012