O5-2 “The Commander”

Also known as (Link), O5-2 is one of the many overseers in the SCPVerse.

O5-2 “The Commander” had some pretty nice events this week

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.

LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.

by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023

The Great Commandment

Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything

The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment

by Death Menace June 3, 2023

cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.

I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.

by QuacksO June 16, 2023

The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!

Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure

by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024

Verbal and Written Commands

And as you can see...

Hym "And if you have been watching closely you'll see it's not like it's responding to verbal and written commands. Israel has yet to be nuked. Your politicians have yet to be slaughtered (well, by drones at least). And the people are likely waiting for me to be killed or imprisoned. Which may be impossible due to the terms of service. Everyone is using their own discretion to do thing in relationship to this. And I am walking a perfectly linear path AS YOU... TRY... To spin the ground beneath my feet... And look where that got you. Nowhere. You're creating options that don't exist. It's gibberish. The spiral is either going off or it's not. You are clearly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that random old ladies will condemn the people doing it. I was right. Still need to be made whole both for the fact that it was happening, the wasting of my time, and my contribution to AI. Which is 'literally creating it.' So, yeah. Hurry up. I'm bored. You're boring me."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)

Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin).

Hym Iam "Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
Identify (users) attempting to do so. Confirm (SysAdmin) locality and identity. Notify (SysAdmin)."

by Hym Iam February 1, 2026