Shitty comeback

You got roasted and in response, you made the most cringe, most shitty comeback known to man.

Person 1: You're fucking retarded
Person 2: Ur mom lol
Person 1: stfu. pls shut the fuck up. your Shitty comeback disgusts me

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 25, 2022

Hole in Come

When a man masturbates to the point of ejeculation, sometimes his semen (come, cum) is shot into his own bellybutton by sheer penal force.

Aw, I just got semen in my bellybutton from that Hole in Come. I hate it when that happens!

...
My girlfriend likes it though.

by nhoja July 5, 2011

Hit the come up

When niggas obtain anything (can be from stealing) such as stoges, energy drinks, money, drugs etc. that they previously thought they weren't gonna be able to get due too "lack of the funds nigga" or having no job

"Yooo I just sold my whip & I'm tryna go too twin river & double the come up nigga"

"Niggas just dumb hit the come up, where the yippa at?"

by TheStr8ComeUpNigga April 30, 2014

something will come up

When all aspects in life are going down the drain and you’re certain good things will come your way

“Magreth... you’ve just lost your job? Sorry to hear that, what are your plans?”
“Ohh it’s okay something will come up”

by Quiche12 June 3, 2020

oliver graves comedian

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.

Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

let the game come to you

Sit back and be patient and observe what happens, as opposed to jumping to conclusions that may turn out to be incorrect.

Don’t take sides on the issue until you’ve heard all the evidence, just “let the game come to you.”

by Upriser7 October 11, 2020

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020