Bum Rind

When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.

"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."

"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."

by bumrind69 August 17, 2017

Bingo bum

When you have been sitting down for so long that your bum gets sore or numb. Bingo bum!

Cleo! I've been sitting for so long I've got Bingo bum🍑

by Saltyytats 🔪 January 25, 2019

BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

bum scruffler

max

max is a fat bum scruffler

by max4689 January 10, 2022

Bum's Luck

A term for when a person does something so incredibly dumb in the attempt to be funny or do something stupid for the hell of it, actually succeeds in the task even if it wasn't possible.

Friend #1: *flies off a cliff in a video game and doesn't take fall damage*
Friend#2: What?! how did you not die?
Friend#1: gotta be Bum's Luck haha

by BlouJay April 4, 2022

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.

Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.

by blumpkins July 7, 2004

Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK

Bum Babies, C.K.

by Bum baby April 29, 2021