Bullshit Elliot 

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.

Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!

Bullshit Elliot by Last Airbender April 22, 2010

bullshitness 

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.

poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!

bullshitness by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

doctor bullshit 

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

doctor bullshit by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

bullshit 

google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.

OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol

bullshit by Bob Patel December 25, 2007

Madden Bullshit 

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

Madden Bullshit by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Complete utter bullshit 

Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people

Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!

Complete utter bullshit by Origami23 January 23, 2016

bullshiss 

a noncursing way of saying bullshit

You gay ass nigga cut that Bullshiss out.

bullshiss by billy Bob Smyth April 26, 2006