spy in my boot

comment term for when a spy saps your sentry, or dispenser. It is also you when a spy back stabs some one close to you with out harming you in the slightest. Spy in my boot is used comically when a spy is a returning problem. Other similar phrases are "there's a spy in my soup, oatmeal, or gahhhhhh"

Demo man: That damn spy has terminated half our team, and destroyed our convenient support systems produced, and distributed by engis."

Sniper: "Watch behind your back!!!!"

Demo man: "Gahhhhhh!!"

Sniper: "damn it there's a spy in my boot."

by mega_madness August 7, 2009

Snake in my boot

When a person has another in an unwanted conversation that may last forever.

John was a snake in my boots this morning. The next thing I knew it was well past lunch time!

by SageyIsGreener January 8, 2021

toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

shit boot

When you get so sick that you throw up and shit yourself at the same time. Applies best when the sickness is caused by alcohol.

Dude, did you see me last night? The combination of Mad Dog, Boones, Lonestar Light, and Jager made me shit boot all over the place. I painted that bathroom brown and red.

by IHaveMetalTeeth May 1, 2007

Filipino Work Boot

The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.

"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"

"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Car boot sale

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.

Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."

by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010