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Blow job 

To suck a mans dick.
Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.
Blow job by cuddlebear May 28, 2014

blow hard 

An uptight person. Square. By the book. Ass hole.
My neighbor across the street complains about the loud music, he is a real blow hard.
blow hard by Br@ndon May 14, 2006
Related Words
When someone blows you up it means they let many others know about something you're doing, or what you have that you don't want others to know. A place can get blown up as well, for example if you know a chill spot where a selected few come to hangout, it could get blown up if a lot of people find out that it's cop free and chill.
"Can I have a cigarette?"
"I don't have any, ask David though"
"Fool, why you gotta blow me up?!"

"Hathaway park got hella blown up"

"Don't let this place blow up"
blow up by Alisa September 4, 2006

Blow the dolphin

Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
Blow the dolphin by DuMaH December 28, 2007

blow job 

When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)
blow job by Autumn_loves_you April 7, 2008

blow off 

It's not like I'm blowing off every guy I meet!

I want to blow off that guy!
blow off by stockholm syndrom August 11, 2010

blow log 

placing a line of cocaine on an erect penis and then snorting it off.
Dude, so that chick last night totally took a massive blow log off me.
blow log by jaha March 29, 2005