Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.

she is a dumb blonde

by iheartmephis December 23, 2022

Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

Blondes are hot

They are

Blondes are hot

by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021

blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.

Look a blonde person. <3

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.

Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?

by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025