Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.

Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!

by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004

arabian blindfold

When you wish to kidnap someone, but cannot find a suitable piece of cloth, you can sneak up behind them and drape your nuts over their eyes, giving them an Arabian blindfold.

When 007 was vacationing at the nudest colony, Jaws had no other option than to use an arabian blindfold on him after knocking him out.

OR:
During one of William Tell's famous demonstrations of archery skill, he forgot to bring his blindfold cloth. Thinking the show was ruined, Mr. Tell was despondent until one of the audience members offered to give him an Arabian blindfold, thus saving the day.

by Joe666_69 March 3, 2008

Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 29, 2006

Blinder

Slang used in the West Midlands of England to refer to describe someone dressed dapper. Possibly the origin of the name of the Birmingham street gang the Peaky Blinders.

Sam was looking like a right blinder at the pub last night

by Issan_Sumisu September 29, 2020

Cheeky blinder

When a man cums hard in your eye

"I came so hard in her eye, was a bit of a cheeky blinder"

by Mumof3 August 24, 2019

Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.

She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.

by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009