pissed blind 

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself

when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.

pissed blind by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

Nostalgia Blind

Something internet users made up to use whenever someone has a different opinion than them.

Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!

Nostalgia Blind by Retshurb Bruhster May 10, 2023

British Blind-Fuck 

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

British Blind-Fuck by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

old blind bob 

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........

"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"

old blind bob by mofuka January 6, 2005

Bling Blind 

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.

Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!

Bling Blind by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009

Rolling Blind 

Rolling a joing in insufficient/non-existand light, often leading to a poorly constructed roll.

'Dude, that joint looks wack!'

'Yeah sorry man, was rolling blind.'

Rolling Blind by Eleefant July 15, 2009

The Blind Neo 

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"

Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*

The Blind Neo by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015