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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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After Blast

The remnants of cum on someone's cock after shooting a load.
I didn't swallow his load, I just tasted some of the after blast.
by Mr Benny November 5, 2022
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Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.
Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!
by Mia mole November 21, 2022
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Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022
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Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
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Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!
"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"
by Shonen Blast! April 12, 2022
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Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them
lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck
by Buiks March 31, 2021
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