kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination

holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players

"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"

by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023

Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.

“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”

by Startupedition June 4, 2023

ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong

She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt

by Flame maker July 3, 2023

sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023