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hand bisexual 

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"
I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.
hand bisexual by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014

PG-13 Bisexual 

When you're straight but would make out with someone of the same gender.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.
Nicole: hey do you see that girl over there?
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!
PG-13 Bisexual by tsunamikitten January 18, 2015

Misleading and Bisexual 

A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)

It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.
Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.

battle-axe bisexual

a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan
eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia

handbag bisexual 

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.
Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual
handbag bisexual by rotothexy January 30, 2012

Connecticut bisexual 

Someone from Connecticut who is a fan of teams from New York and Boston at the same time (Yankees/Patriots, Red Sox/Giants)
You’re a fan of the Mets AND the Celtics? No way, you gotta be a Connecticut bisexual.