Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay April 9, 2006

bible study

Study the Bible, If you dont read it then you shall be in trouble

Man1: Hey, you want to study the holy book?
Man2: Yeah, can I bring some mates
Man1: Too right!

by Nate April 10, 2005

the bible

the biggest work of fiction whose genre is fantasy.
Due to its content it is easily comparable to other books such as harry potter

hey, have you read the harry potter books?
no they don't interest me, the bible has more made up stuff that is clearly fictional and untrue.

by farran February 25, 2008

Stalin's Bible

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984

Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture

by Sexydimma April 2, 2021

Biblioleptoppary

Having a large stack of books fall on you while you are making out with the librarian in the stacks.

The student and librarian were hospitalized with broken ribs as a result of the biblioleptoppary, and couldn't recover their knickers until the following week.

by 50 mile linguist November 13, 2009

Biblical reconstructionism

The movement among christians to take control of the government and to make it into a kingdom patterned on ancient Isreal in the bible aqnd replace all the laws with those in the bible. Such as stoning for adultry ect.

Biblical reconstructionism is being promoted by fundamentist.

by Deep blue 2012 August 14, 2010