Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

Cereal Bar

Really???? You don't know what a cereal Bar is??? Huh? Really? You eat it. There.

"Wtf this guy doesn't know what a cereal Bar is"

by WordsAmiright October 19, 2020

Bar Snack

The person that you would like to pursue for sexual relations while at a bar
Someone you find attractive/hot

That boy Connor over there is tonight’s bar snack

by Leandra Prowler October 8, 2017

Bar Bike

Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.

That Mary chick is the bar bike. She's slept with every guy in here.

by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017

Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.

Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd

by PIpeman January 4, 2017