Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Josh Bunche

An enormous cock-sucking homo.

Oh my god I think John is a Josh Bunche! "What Why?"
"I saw him sucking two guys dicks"

by ANON10294284824 December 16, 2012

Highway Banshee

(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.

(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.

Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"

Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."

by Cymriccat June 13, 2013

tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude January 7, 2016

ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.

No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.

by m 0'nuillian March 18, 2016

anne blanche

A stunningly beautiful girl that’s almost too perfect for the word. She brings life into every room and may not know it, but people often think about her. Her beauty makes her irresistible to everyone, and her funny personality will make you laugh on the darkest day. Anne Blanche is the definition of perfect.

I wish i could be an Anne Blanche.

by thelitsavage February 6, 2018

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018