Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013

balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.

Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.

by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012

Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"

Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.

by jelsabel March 12, 2011

Barbie balloons

A synonym for a woman's breasts.

Dude, did you see Margaret’s barbie balloons? They’re so big and beautiful!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan May 31, 2023

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023