Backread

To read earlier events in a group chat for further context.

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell happened while I was offline? Why did Person 2 leave?"
Person 3: "Backread from like 30 minutes ago. Crazy shit happened."

by Rokugou3224 June 29, 2024

Backlog

The first poop after along day

Jerry went home after work to relive his backlog ;he felt 10 times lighter

by Unrankm November 28, 2024

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024

Beckledite

Describes someone who is very short and mumbles a lot. Can also be used if their eyes are close together.

"Hey Jamie, you're a Beckledite."

"What the fuck man."

"Hey Jamie, you're a Beckledite."

"What the fuck man."

by flowwy December 11, 2024

backeatomy

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.

After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.

by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025