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joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)
OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!
by my name is better than yours! February 11, 2010
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Inside joke

A joke that is very rude and offensive and should only be said inside but is told literally anywhere than inside
Person 1: what if it turns out this Japanese Genji main made a time machine and went back in time to bomb Pearl Harbor?! 😂
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here
by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji June 1, 2018
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Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.
AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead
Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Joke

Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.
Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
by Kirby? August 18, 2022
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she's joke

Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good
Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko
by aussiebob232 January 23, 2018
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