give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

by iguanapunk May 31, 2004

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005

WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips

A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.

The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.

by kissmyacccccccccccebabe March 17, 2011

A man among men

A masculine male who exhibits prowess in everything he does. He says what he means and means what he says. He is the type of individual potential enemies have to think twice before they attempt to assault or bring harm upon him because of the repercussions. He is a lion among hyenas and wolves. He has no problem using his hands and determination to acquire his necessities by any means.

Spartacus, Gengis Khan, Simon Bar Giora and Malcolm X these were examples of a man among men.

by Sir Pundent January 9, 2019

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

Hey retard, it's deuce, not duece.

by MoonKnight December 24, 2002

a moon away

a cool way of saying tomorrow

the dreaded physics exam is only a moon away.

guy1: have you set up the stereo for your sister's birthday?
guy2: i have plenty of time, her party is a moon away.

by dj debbie debs December 15, 2010