dolphin telepathy

Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.

Don the dolphin used dolphin telepathy to steal all the plankton

by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises

That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .

I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.

by 2damsexi September 13, 2025

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

Black Dolphin

A Black Dolphin is a piece of knowledge that is knowingly or unknowingly defended by someone who truly believes their stand even when it is certainly wrong.

Person 1: “I need 100 Black Dolphins”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”

by Thatbeanfrank February 4, 2022

pe dolphin

SAFIA!! because shes a fat poopy poop idiot

Safia ur such a pe dolphin!!

by maddi (the farm girl) April 21, 2022