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Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.
"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
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Street dolphins

Refers to drunk young women making lots of high pitched squealing noises when walking in groups down the street during a bar crawl.
Sorry, I couldn’t sleep last night, the bar below me had a Taylor Swift eras night, and it was street dolphins howling until 3am
by Troutbutt December 29, 2023
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dolphin telepathy

Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.
Don the dolphin used dolphin telepathy to steal all the plankton
by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015
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couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
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Baby Dolphin

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.

This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.

It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.

We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013
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sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"
I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.
by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020
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Dolphin Tale

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."
by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019
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