Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.

Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!

by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 24, 2021

Broken Computer

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 08, 2021

broken neck syndrome

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them

The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority

by Bigsigpig12 October 26, 2019

broken spacebar

whenyourspacebardoesntworkandeverywordyoutypejustlookslikeoneword

How to use broken spacebar
You heymyspacebardoesntworksorry
Me k

by Bumfuzzled123 July 24, 2021

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 14, 2011