The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."
by Magnus Ultracock March 20, 2009
adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the fuck up ass ketchup
by peelshere January 12, 2011
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
by perfectparadigm January 13, 2010
Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
by Scott B. August 23, 2003
a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009
A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
by Worcestersh1re December 03, 2022