Mickey mouse moment

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance

"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

by Mirko Ilari Simolin November 28, 2022

rgb mouse pad

If you own this you 100% smell like crap, shower and brush your teeth you acne infested child.

Yo I heard that guy uses a rgb mouse pad, no wonder his breath reeks.

by Readheadspubes May 10, 2022

Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

great white mouse

an ounce of coke. its called this because it is about the same shape, color, and size of a white mouse.

person 1: bagging up coke takes soo long, man.
person 2: yeah thats because its the great white mouse.

by mah dude August 17, 2006

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017