Roof chicken

Name for cat in south east asia, when the cat is food.

tourist: Whats that meat on a stick?
Vendor: Roof chicken
Tourist: Roof chicken?
Vendor: mmiieeooowwww

by oli003 October 18, 2009

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

Chicken Brick

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.

Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?

by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011

chicken pubes

Very dirty scruffy bushy pubic hairs

Oi mate you got chicken pubes

by BigGManMorgan February 17, 2017

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

chicken cutlet

A summertime move on the beach, in which, during varginal intercourse, the male "breads" his hog on the sand and re-inserts his penis into the vagina...thus completeing the chicken cutlet

That bitch deserved the chicken cutlet, because she gave me a toothy blowjob!

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Chicken Hawkin

To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.

John and Harlan went chicken hawkin at Bayfair.

by marc ipsen October 7, 2004