Hey little boy, would you like some oxycotin candy. - Pedobear
by razar/saynotobread November 30, 2010
A young man (usually in his early to middle 20s) that older women would find attractive and would want to spend their alimony/divorce settlement money on. The term coug candy is relevant in social settings; especially nightclubs, bars, and restaurants in Scottsdale, Arizona.
I hate going out to the club with Sheldon, he's coug candy and I don't want a bunch of old broads flocking towards me.
by RLR The Beard November 15, 2010
by brown jungle April 13, 2010
What pussies call drugs.
Usualy people who never tried drugs but someone is trying to make them take some.
Usualy people who never tried drugs but someone is trying to make them take some.
by Candy man March 04, 2005
A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.
Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."
Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"
Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"
by Mange Crosby December 31, 2011
My girlfriend (Chevell) is like eye candy every time I look at her it's like my eyes have a small orgasm.
by Chevell is a cutie September 28, 2017
by Monkey December 15, 2003